Inquiries and bookings answered in seconds, in your customer's language.
Like Ranger, below.
Two of our engineers embed with yours and ship your first AI agent in two weeks.
$300M+ moved through systems we built · Front page of Hacker News (470 upvotes) · Top 1% Upwork
Asking "where can we use AI?" gets you a chatbot nobody opens.
If twice as many customers came through your door tomorrow, where would your business start breaking? That's where we start.
Inquiries and bookings answered in seconds, in your customer's language.
Like Ranger, below.
Scheduling, quoting, the routing that eats your team's week.
Like Mara's ops agent, below.
Pricing, restocking, the judgment calls your team makes all day — faster and more consistent.
Like Pear, below.
Click into any of them — they're live.
Ranger handles guest inquiries, quotes, and bookings 24/7; a second agent runs reservations, check-ins, and pricing through chat. Hours of daily manual work gone — inquiries in seconds, not days.
Watches more signals than a human can, and manages long/short positions on its own. Live on Arbitrum & HyperEVM for 2+ years.
Prompt to live URL, no human in between. Every post on this site ships through it.
slopit.publish({
title: "Why remote work wins",
body: "...",
tags: ["remote", "work"]
}) AI doesn't fail at the model. It fails where an engineer's assumptions meet how your business actually works — and that's the gap we're here to close.
45 minutes with NJ. Where AI helps you, and where it doesn't yet. No deck, no proposal-by-PDF.
An agent live in your environment, doing real work. Fixed price, fixed scope, in your repo.
If it works, the next piece. If it doesn't, you're not locked into anything.
An in-house version of this — two AI engineers — is a six-month search and $300K+ loaded comp each. This is two engineers, already a team, ready to start.
Two weeks to a live agent in your environment. Fixed price, fixed scope, in your repo. 30 days of support.
If we can't find at least one high-ROI opportunity on the first call, we don't take you on.
Start a sprint →A new agent every month, two engineers on your team. Two-month minimum, cancel anytime after.
Talk to us →Start with a sprint. Keep us embedded if it works.
Penn State hackathon winner turned Silicon Valley builder. NJ has spent 14 years shipping software for other people's businesses: crypto since 2014, top 1% on Upwork, $300M+ moved through systems he built, and now AI. He also runs a safari lodge in Kenya, and he picks up the phone.
Direct line California · +1 (717) 683-9393 · call or WhatsApp
Leads client delivery end-to-end. The person who makes sure your system works in production, not just in a demo.
ex-Swiggy. Our go-to for the hardest problems: Web3 infra, AI systems, anything where “figure it out” is the spec.
Full-stack with design instincts. Most of our UI passes through him before it ships — and increasingly the AI integrations underneath it.
Backend-first full-stack. Built a 250 req/sec layer behind one of our hospitality systems. Owns caching, API design, the parts that have to scale under load.
Tell us one thing in your business you wish ran itself — honest answer within a business day on whether AI can do it.
Looking for a strategy deck, a 6-month roadmap, or the cheapest chatbot? We're not it.
Or skip the form Call or WhatsApp NJ at +1 (717) 683-9393. He picks up.